masti ke chutkule

Wo Puchti Hai Mujse "Tum Mujhe
Itna Pyaar Kyun Krte Ho..??"
Mene Kaha Ek Tamannna He
Tumhe Pane Ki..
Wo Puchti Hai "Har Waqt Kyun
Udas Rehte Ho..??''
Mene Kaha Koshish He Tumhe Har
Khushi Dilane Ki..
Wo Kehti Hai "Har Waqt Kyun
Sochte Ho..??"
Mene Kaha Aadat Ho Gai He
Tumhe Khayalo Me Apna Banane
Ki..
Wo Kehti Hai "Kabhi ChandBhi
Chahkr Apna Hua Hai..??"
Mene Kaha Ek Umeed He IsUmeed
Me Zindgi Beetane Ki..
Wo Kehti Hai "Me Na Mili To..??"
Mene Kaha To Koshish Karunga
Zindgi Mitane Ki..
Wo Kehti Hai "Tumhe Kya Milega
Mar Kar..??"
.
Mene Kaha Ek Umeed Agle Janam
Me Tumhe Apna Banane Ki..!!


Gandhi after his death:
How are the 3 monkeys?
Chitrgupt: All r doing well.
"Andha" kanoon ban gaya
"Behra" sarkar ban gaya
&
"Goonga" sabse mast hai ; Aaj kal PM hai.
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Maine kaha
wo Ajanabi hai..

Dil ne kaha
yeh dil ki lagi hai..

Maine kaha
wo sapna hai,

dil ne kaha
fir b Apna hai..!

Maine kaha
wo do pal ka musukurahat hai

dil ne kaha
wo saddiynn ka saath hai..

Mine kaha
wo meri haar hai

dil ne kaha'
yahi to pyar hai.!!